my granny's so cute.

she wanted to buy maraschino cherries dyed green and red specifically for christmas and guess what, she came home with two jars filled with little cherrie globes submerged in green and red dyes.

my aunt comes up to her and reads the labels.

Aunt Doris: "Ah ma, why did you buy caramelised onions??!"
Granny: "HUHHH??!!"